Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Hmm.... Right.


So much for blogging every day...
I skipped out of collegiate life last Wednesday and went back to my hometown. It was fantastic. My friends and I dyed our hair purple, which was interesting... It was purple when we first did it, and the next day, but now, a week later, the color has evolved into something closer to cotton candy pink. I still like it, though.
After that we drove into creeper-ville, aka East St. Louis, to attend the Family Force 5 concert, which was AMAZING. I like mosh pits, even though I am far too small for them and creepers like to move me around. But it was Family Force 5, and their live show outscores Skillet's live show, which is saying something. Perhaps it's because they have their own company dancer... No, I'm pretty sure it's just because they are through and through amazing.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

It's Easter!

I like Easter as a holiday. I like hunting for eggs and Peeps and other Easter activities. I also like going to church. Easter is fun!
But Easter is a largely social holiday. On any typical Easter day (at least in my family)we go church in a big gang. We always go to the sunrise service, which involves waking up way before the sun comes up, sleepily eating scrambled eggs and toast in a kitchen crowded with aunts and uncles and cousins, fighting for use of the bathroom, having some sort of crisis over what to wear to the super special Easter service, piling into several vehicles and arriving at church in a massive convoy, and then standing outside in the chilly pre-dawn weather for the sermon. It's good times.
After church the convoy moves back home and the Easter dinner preparations begin. The adult females crowd into the kitchen, the adult males pack into the living room for some kind of sports television, and the social outcasts from both of these adult groups take the children outside and conduct a massive Easter egg hunt in the backyard. Prizes are awarded, candy is eaten, and at least one child will cry over finding hardly any eggs.
After the children have been exercised enough to allow them back in the house (and after dinner is ready) everyone crowds around the massive dining room table and eats a fantastic dinner of ham, rolls, salads, asparagus, mashed potatoes and other delicacies. After dinner everyone collapses into various positions of fatigue and reminisces over slides of old photos projected onto a sheet hung on a wall in the living room.
You'll notice that throughout this description of a typical Easter in my family, I frequently used adjectives such as "packed," "massive" and "crowded," which were chosen for their ability to describe large groups of people.
This Easter, however, I was alone.
I did not go back home for Easter, and as such I spent it in a very different manner than that to which I am accustomed.
I woke up at approximately nine thirty and decided to sleep until ten. At ten I got out of bed, showered, and took a multivitamin for breakfast. I then sorted my laundry and started it through the long cycle of washing. I even decided to wash my sheets and bedding. After everything was in the washer I took my rug outside and shook the dirt out of it. It was hard to lift my desk up so that I could pull the rug out from under it. I swept my floor, but because I couldn't find the usual broom that is in our floor closet I had to use a small hand held sweep. It was awkward. I put my rug back in place. I transferred my laundry to the dryer, washed my dishes, and cleaned off my desk. I disinfected the doorknobs and cleaned our microfridge. I brought the laundry up from the basement, remade my bed, and put away my clothes. I ate lunch. I took a nap. I awoke from my nap groggy, confused, and hungry again.
As you can see, this Easter has not been particularly noteworthy for its feelings of community and family bliss. In fact, it's been a bit lonesome. I haven't even eaten any peeps.
I am, however, going home on Wednesday. I expect this to be very exciting and will report on its results soon, as in Thursday, when I get back.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Grammar Fail

Missed a day yesterday. Feel much shame.
Went to mall. Made purchases. Am happy.
Now eating Poptarts, which I suspect are the original manna.
Going to read East of Eden tonight. Very excited!
This is a short post.
Goodnight.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

It technically is Thursday, so...

I've been organizing my music player for the past half an hour or so, and to my great surprise I discovered Gold- 80's British Hits on it. I did not put this music on my player. I do not recall owning this album. I almost deleted it, but then I opened the folder to see what constituted 80's British Gold. I really wouldn't have any way of knowing, seeing as I missed the 80's by a whole three months.
And funnily enough... I actually like most of the music on the album. I even was looking at buying a few of the songs online. How funny that I actually owned them without ever realizing...
And after a few minutes more reflection on this, I realized that my parents own this album, and that it somehow must have been transferred onto my player at some point. I even recall that we listened to the album on our recent family vacation, but I scorned it for my own personal player. How very foolish I was. The songs, sensing my initial scorn for them, must have entered my subconscious and forced me to search them out on YouTube. A very subtle revenge, I must admit.
In the morning, I am going to wake my roommates up with 80's British Gold. They are going to hate me. I am going to love it.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

The Meow from Above

And now for the parachuting cat story.
In southeast Asia (I am inclined to say the Bangladesh area, but then again I confute Tibet and Nepal, so don't trust me on my geographical accuracy), malaria was highly prevalent and also widely considered to be a bad idea. So DDT (the wonder drug) was brought in and sprayed liberally EVERYWHERE. And malaria pretty much disappeared, which is good.
But everyone in this area has thatched roofs. In these thatched roofs are wasps that build their nests there and eat all of the other bugs that would otherwise be eating the thatch. The DDT killed all of the wasps and the other bugs went on munching until all of the thatch roofs started collapsing into the houses, carrying the bugs with them. The geckos that live in the houses (in order to keep the bugs out) were then treated to an enormous feast of DDT laced insects. The DDT slowed the geckos down enough so that the local cats were able to catch them, and the DDT in the geckos killed all of the cats. The abundance of dead cats lying about in the streets actually led to an outbreak of the PLAGUE. I'm really not kidding.
So the UN looks at this situation, scratches their collective head and says, "Huh. I really thought that DDT stuff was going to help. Now what do we do?" Their solution? Parachute in more cats.
I really like the UN.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Tibetan Latrines

This is the second post for today, because that first one was just me being really excited about sleeping and didn't really count.
Topic of the day: Normally I would put some sort of topic here, like Tibetan fertilizer or why parachuting cats into Bangladesh is a good idea.
Actually... those aren't bad topics.
Okay, item one: Tibetan fertilizer.
Tibetan's use a fairly basic latrine set up, much like I experienced at Girl Scout Camp: Dig hole in ground, place seat on top, and do your business into the hole. Tibetans design these outhouses so that they're built into the side of a hill with a stone and mortar enclosure making up the outer edge of the hole. They place a door into this wall because come spring, when they are tilling and planting their fields, they have access to an entire winter's worth of manure. This is what Americans sometimes fail to recognize as good economics because we're too busy going, "Ewww."
This is interesting/significant, though, because in this area of Tibet/Nepal the people were suffering from a lack of iodine in their diets, causing them such complaints as goiters and other iodine deficiency related illnesses. People in developed countries get their iodine from using iodized salt, which works because humans only need trace amounts of it in their diets. The solution in Tibet, though, was to go in once and give every resident of the various small towns a single shot of iodine. This solution is still working today (years later) because the excess iodine passed through their bodies and into the manure they use in their fields where it is absorbed by the crops they eat. Self sustaining system! Eventually the population will need to be re-iodized, but because humans need such trace amounts this won't be for many years.
I think I'll save the parachuting cats story for tomorrow.

Wow!

Did you know that if you actually sleep for eight hours... you wake up in the morning feeling good? I think I used to know this. It would explain why I used to go to bed at nine thirty. But wow! I went to bed at eleven thirty last night, and now I feel great. This is amazing. I want to try getting more sleep again tonight...
I know that this is a very obvious thing that I have discovered, but it nonetheless has improved my mood by about 109309238 times today.